A housefly hums in the key of F.
This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
my life summed up in six seconds
was this movie even real
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
jesus god almighty